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Maxim Mag: 'LSU sexiest college'

POSTED: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 - 9:16pm

UPDATED: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 - 10:00am

According to Maxim Magazine, LSU is rated as the sexiest college in the country.

"I mean, look at the students," said Nicole Fangue, jokingly. "Pretty sexy."

So what is it that makes LSU so sexy? It's the middle of winter, so it can't be the clothes, can it?

"I wear this all the time," said Fangue. "Baggy jeans, t-shirt, leggings. Pretty comfortable."

Does sexy depend on the time of day? Evidently, sexy rises to its peak as the day goes on.

"Whoever came up with this has not seen my 10:30 a.m. class," said Kathernie Picard. "So, other than that, we're sexy."

Our search for sexy brought us to LSU's parade grounds, where a top-rated quidditch team explained how they factor into this equation.

"Quidditch is the sexiest thing in the world to me," one player told us. "Full force tackling by girls and guys. I love a girl that can hit."

But Baton Rouge is a two-university town. Never to be outdone, one Southern student -- sporting a matching Hello-Kitty watch with his girlfriend -- made his own claims, when it comes to sexy.


"It's OK, because SU is the best HBCU," said Daniel Heartless. "The best university in the world, period."

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